it occurs to me that "Tabling a Motion" can't be very hygienic

I like to listen to punk when I make house or otherwise beautify my hovel - it feels like the most rebellious thing I can do.

You know how to google, dontcha?
Ya,just highlight,
rightclick
and go...

I pass a village called Shutlanger on my way to Toaster of a morning.

It routinely inspires somewhat moralistic spoonerism.

TV Show Pitch: Celebrity MasterChief.

Half a dozen K list celebs battle it out to get the highest score on Halo...

"you're about as much use as a return ticket to the Dignitas clinic"

I feel sorry for brass.
Bronze got its own age. Iron and steel built the modern age. poor ole brass is only used to decorate horses and make plumbing fittings. It was poor mans gold - not like real golden gold - and the good plumber could solder the joints and forego the brass all together.
I feel sorry for brass.

"politicians are like nappies - they should be changed frequently and for the same reason"

"spit on your own and you can't do anything - but if you all spit together you can drown the bastards"

punctuation is essential for knowing the difference between don't stop and don't stop